Funny Morning

• Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work 
• My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed      
  

• Every single day I wake up and make up my mind that I am going to work really hard. Then my mind laughs at me and says “Good joke". Then we laugh for some more time and I go back to bed.