Funny SMS
Our hopes and dreams
Should be like hair and nails.
No matter how many times they get cut
but they never stop growing
Present is a News paper,
Future is a Question paper ,
So
Read 'n write carefully ...
Otherwise
Life will be Tissue paper ...!
Aankein uski jheel si gehri hain
Propose kar kar ke Thak Gaye hum
Ab pata chala Woh toh behri hai
😉😉😉
So sweet is ur style ,
so sweet is ur voice
so sweet is ur eye
see ... how sweetly I lie
😜😜
God Gives U....
12....month of happiness,
52... weeks of fun,
365...Days success
8760....Hours GOOD health
52600... Minutes Gud luck
3153600...Secndz of joy
and that all
Have a happy new year.
If each leaf of a tree is ur smile . then
I promise U i will water it through out
my life so i can seeur ever green smile
Forever!
tha tu
dosra us k bare me kisi ko
bta rha tha
" ye bara NAMAZI or parhezgar hy"
Pathan NAMAZ tor kar bola
esko bolo
Hum ne HAJJ bhi kia
😀😀
Wah Wah
C.NG teri ho
Gari meri ho
Wah Wah
hm dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ky
Mangetar teri ho aur shadi meri ho
Ab bol
Wah Wah Wah
lolz
hahahahahahahaha
Patni ne apne pati se puchha
jab hamne shaadi ki thi
Tab toh aap mujh bade
pyaare naamo se bulate the...
jaise ,
Meri Rasmalai
Meri Barfi
Meri Rabri
Lakin ab inn naamo se kyun nahi bulate
pati :Doodh ki mithai kitni din taazi rhegi...!
" Cricket wala channel lagao "
wife :
"Nahi lagaungi "
Husband:
" Dekh lunga "
wife:
" Kya dekh loge "
Husband :
" Yahi channel jo tum
dekh rahi ho ..."
all I see are couples
being happy .
When I' m DATING
someone , all I see are
Single being happy .
Funny SMS
Funny SMS (funny short message service) is a text messaging service component of most telephone, internet, and mobile-device systems.
It uses standardized communication protocols to enable mobile devices to exchange short text messages.
An intermediary service can facilitate a text-to-voice conversion to be sent to landlines.
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