Funny Status

Funny status

Wahi karo Jo Dil ko Acha Lage 

"ZINDAGI" 

Aap ki hai kisi ky 

Baap ki Nahi hai 😜😜

Jab Agle bande ki baato ka
koi jawaab na ho
 😉😉😉
Tab Emoji ka Sahara
Lena hi padta hai

 Mention a friend
💕😜😍
Jise aap bht gaali
dete ho lekin pyaar
bhi bht karte ho

 Block karne se
rishtey khatam
Nahi hote
 😜😜😀😁
Bs Dp nahi dikhti 

 Pyaar me andhe
Insaan ko bachana
utna he muskil hai
jitna
😁😍😂
Chai  me dubte huye
Biscuit ko bachana

 Some people are in
LOVE
💖💘❤❤
And some are in
GalatFehmi

 Life of a Girl
> Birth
> Shopping
> Mere pass kuch
   pehenne ke liya Nahi
> Death 😝😝

 Jo maza seen karke
Ingnore karne mein hai ,
😜😜
Woh Maza block karne
mein kahan

 Mom : moblie ke bahar bhi
            Ek duniya hai

Me : Woh duniya wo mehfil
          mere kaam ki nahi
😜😜

Kuch logo ki soch
Dekh kar unse punche ko
Dil karta hai ki
 😜😃😂😜
"Aap bhad me khud jaoge
Ya drop karke aaye "

 Un logon ko Bhi Gold medal
Dena Chahiye jo...

Shampoo khatam hone par
usmein paani Daal kar 3, 4
Din chala lete hain

 I don't need everybody
in my life
 😜😃😂😜
I just need a few people
who truly understand me.

 Once You feel
avoided By Someone,
 😜😃😂😜
Never Distrub them Again

         DEAR EX,

 😜😃😂😜
I still feel for you
and you know what
That feeling is called
" GHANTA"

 Agar Buri Nazar walo ka
Muh kaala hota hai tog...
 😜😃😂😜
mere 90% Relatives
 Africans Hote

 Tere liye Toh
Jaan bhi hazir hai
 😜😃😂😜
Bs mangna maat kabhi

Sitting in the classroom
and looking at the
teacher and thinking
 😜😃😂😜
Yaar isko iske Gharwale
Kaise jhelte honge

Na maut aati hai
 😜😃😂😜
Na he
kisi Ladki ka message

Soch raha hu
Apni probems ko bhi
ek bar dil se I love You
 bol du
 😜😃😂😜
Shayad wo bhi mujhe
choodh ke bhag jaye

I Don't Have
A Big Group of Friends
 😜😃😂😜
But I Do have
2..3 Kaminay Friends
Who Probably Don't Want Me
      To Die

 Aaj kal log
Dua me kam
 😜😃😂😜
Chugli me zyada
yaad rakhe hai
 😜😃😂😜

Ek cheez Hoti hai
"She is looking beautiful"
aur 1 cheez hoti hai
"Maal lag rahi hai Sali"
 😜😃😂😜
In dono ke bhi ek chota
sa difference hota hai
Aur woh Difference aapki
Aukat bata deti ha 

 Relationship Wo Nahi jisme
Attitude Aur Ego HO
 😜😃😂😜
Relationship Wo hai
jisme rutne wala expert
Aur manane wala Perfect ho

 Me : Bhaiya Rose kitne ka hai ?
Florist : 50 ka Ek
Me : Itna mehnga kyu ?
 😜😃😂😜
Florist:  My Life, Mah Rules
             My Gamla , Mah Foolz

                   
      DEKH BHAI

Ladki hun koi Noodle
Nai jo 2 Min mein
Tayar hojayun !
 😜😃😂😜

      Don't kiss
Behind the Garden
Love is Blind But
The neighbours aren't
 😜😃😂😜

 Maa-Beti Tumhe shadi ke
liya kaisa ladka chahiye
 😜😃😂😜
Beti.... Pink Colour ka
W.T.F
hahahahahaha
lolz

 Dekh Beta
 😜😃😂😜
Sojaa Varna
iss phone ko
Aag laga dungi!

Life is too short simle
while you still have Teeth .
 😜😃😂😜

 Marriage is a
Workshop.......
 where
Husband works
&
Wife shops...

  Saala Dil hai
ya traffic signal
 😜😃😂😜
Har koi todh ke chala
jata hai

 Dosti mai
No sorry
No thnxx
 😜😃😂😜
Only gaali
Tag a frnd

 Ek Ghar mein
Ek I loveYou
Aur Dusra I miss You
Rehta tha
I miss You chala
Gaya
Aur Ghar Me kon
Bacha ?
 😜😃😂😜

 Best memory of school life
Notes copy karte samay
"ye kya likha ha bhai"
 😜😃😂😜
Jo samaj aa raha hai wo likh
baaki asie hi
Design Bana de...

 " Oye tune homework kia?"
                   "NAHI"
"Chal sahi hai phir
sath me hi bahr nikalenge "

Ek Kaan  Se Suun ke
Dusare kaan se nikal Dena
is better than
 😜😃😂😜
Dono kaan se sunn ke
Dil Pe le lena
 😜😃😂😜