Funny Sehri

Funny sehri

mom : Sehri kr lo
Me       : Us ke beghair
               Naahi karung Gaa
mom : Kis ke beghair ?
Me       : Dahi Ammi Dahi

 

 Arz kya hai
Door rehte ho doori ka
Ahsas dilate ho
Adaaeb Dikha kar chehra
Chupata ho

Kitna bhi chupa lo hu
Jaan gaey hain
Tum wohi ho jo sehri main
Dhol Baite ho

 Jaa jake Fajar
Padh!!!!!

Khali sehri karke
sojata hai ...

 Pakistani quoom jitni bhi sehri
sa palay fariq ho jaya
magar
Azaan sa 3 second palay
paani ka glass peena
farz smjti hai

 Pakistani Girls ...
11 months       Ramzan(ramdan)
of year                     Kareem

 Roza rak Oayy

 How i look at sehri
               VS
How i look at aftar(iftar)

 sehri may machli kanay sa guraiz kary
q k jis hissab sa hum pani peety hai
peeat ma machli zinda bhi ho skti hai

 1990
Ammi : Bachon utth jao
               sehri karlo
             time thorra reh gaya hai .
 Vs

2019
Bachay : Janu hold karo
              Ammi ko utha kar aaya

Ammi : uth jayaen , sehri bana lain

 Aj to sehri me asiy
khana khaya hai
Jesy  k geron ki shadi me
mufta marne gy hon

After sehri Cozn said these
words  so i though post it..

 Sheri tak jagna phir sojaana
iftar time pe uthna

Mom: Tujh me aur janwar mai kya
           farq howa phir?
          Ibadat to karni nahi tum ne

 Jin larkiyo ko
sehri ma ankh nai
khulti wo apna num muhj
inbox ka dy
miss call kar k uny jaga do ga
sawab mily ga

 Ek toh ye roza nahi rakhti
Oupar sy poora din mere
samnay khaati
peetii rehti hai

 funny sehri demand
3 parathay
2 glass lassi
1 plate dahi
40 glass paani

 Sehri me machli na khain
Qk sehri me jitna pani aap
peetey hain shyd pait me
machli zinda ho jai

Sain to sai sain ki baaten bhi sai

 Pta nai wo din kab aeya ga

Churio se "chan chan " karte
hath "sehri" ke liye
jagaye ge

 Mom: sehri ka time khatam hone
wala jaldi se Dhahi le aoo
ME:

 When ur mom wakes uo for
sehri and you
gotta pretend like u were actually sleeping

 Ammi main taraweeh parh kar
khaana khaaoga

 Shit yaar

Sehri main Aam
khana bhool gaya

       
So you sleep after
sehri and wake up  at iftar time

You really are
observing ramzan