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Funny Tweets

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 Valentine's Day plan
1.Breakfast in bed
2.Chocolates
3.Watch movie
4.Dinner for two
5.Regret eating two dinners.
6.Cry alone.

Zakir khan

Jab kabhi yaad aaya kare tumko toh
meri likhi kuch kavitaiyen padhi lena. bas
ek wahi toh jagah hai jaha jhoot nahi
bole hai maine kabhi
tumko toh maloom hi hai ...

Parents actually can't say
"chutiya hai ye "

So they often say
"bhaut bhola hai hamara ladka"

 Dear Girls
If a boy picks your call during match !Plz don't
marry him because if he doesn't love his
country
how can he love you
lolz

 Normal Boys : Bro can i borrow your
DSLR for my cousin's wedding?
Pindi boys : Bawa G DSLR Yes karwao
na . Masairay ne wiyah te fotu
chiksaan.

 Singles on Valentine 's Day
Islamabad : f-9 park K bhr scene on
                   Karengay!
Pindi : Centaarus Gachi k wheelan
            Chuksan

Other to shokeeper : Bhai 1 bottle
pepsi ki dena.......
Pindi boys : Shmreza G sunao 1 goldleaf
te 1 ..7UP yes karo na paisa bad wich
desan ne

 Fact
A pindi boy can speak all punjabi
languages butt all punjabis can't speak
pindi boy's Language...

Raja jee?

 Normal people :Dont distrub me em
 watching the match
Pindi boy: Raja ji ungal na karso match
pahle e baoon phasya ney

Islamabadi boys: Conzens
Pindi boys:

Dadpotara,  Masair,  Phuphair,  Mallair

 Two type of girls
1.full makeup kar k pyari langnay
   wali
2 . Bas red lipatic laga kar  tabahi
     machanay wali

 Froggy:

Karwa di be izati ?
khush hogae?

Pura pakistan tum pe lanat de
raha h

Sham Idrees :

 Bht bura ho na jan Dua karo mar jau
lolz
hahahahahahah

 Idhr jo larkiyaan request accpt nahi
karti wo zehr lagyi hyn or jo accpt
kar leti hyn wo larka lagti hyn
lolz
hahahahahahaha

When its wedding of your friend
and during nikah the girl says
Mujhe qabool nahi
hahahahahahah
lolz