Funny Urdu

                                                   Funny Urdu

 Funny Urdu shayari (Poerty)

Collage wali laash hoti hai
university wali zabardast hoti hai
hotel wali maast hoti hai
Office wali thori kaarvi hoti hai
Ghar wali sweet hoti hai
Five(5) star wali mangi hoti hai

lakin Ek baat hai
Chai tu akhair chai hoti hai

Magar ap ki soch ko 21 toopo ki salami hai
lol
hahahahahahahaha

 Funny urdu Jokes

Admi :     Janb ap sirf shadi shuda arfaid
                ko hi mulazmat pa Q rahty hai  ?
Officer:    Q k  in ki basti bardash krny
                ki salahiyat hoti hai aur   ghar
               janay ki jaldi bi nahi hoti

 Ek bewaqoof nay apnay dost sa kaha
Ma na aj railway walo ko bht doka da diya

Dost :           Acha wo kaisa  ?
bewaqoof  : wo aisa k wapisi ka ticket ly tu liya
                    magar wapis gaya hi nahi

 Police wala apnay betay sa
"Tumra result bht bura aya hai
aj sa tumra khailna aur T.V  daikhna Band"
Beta : Ya 50 rupees pakroo
            aur baat  yahi khatm karo

 Ustad(Teacher)  :       Pakistan ma Aman Q nahi hai
 Pupu                   :       Hamra janda(Flag) hi ulta hai
  Ustad(Teacher) :      Shafad(White) rang Aman ka hota hai
                                    aur sabaz (Green) Rang quoom ka
                                    hota hai agar Danda tu hum nay Aman
                                   ko diya hai yahi Danda qoum ko da dy
                                  tu aman hi Aman ho ga

Shohar( Husband ) : Tumry baap ko Aag lagana ki
                                 Adat ab tak nahi gai
B.V (Wife)               : Q?  Ab kai howa ?
Shohar (Husband)   : Aj phir poch ry thay
                                  Meri beti sa shadi kar k khush ho Na ...
hahahahahahahah
W.T.F
Lolz

 Peer     : beta koi manat mangoo
Mureed : Meharbani kar k mujhe
               Unmarried Kar dy
Peer      : Beta manat mangoo
                Jannat  Nahi
lolz
hahahahahahahah

 Sardar : Yar muskil Vich Phass gaya waaa
Dost     :  Ooo Kii ?
Sardar  : B.V makeup kary tay kharcahaa bardash
              Nahi hondaaa way
             Na kary tay B.V Bardash
            Nahi hondii vi

 Agar Larkiya Na hoti  !
Ek larka aur Ek larki Internet Pay
chatting kar ry tha .
Larki : " Ek baat pochoo ?"
Larka : "Ha Zaroor pochoo "
Larki :  Hum larkiya na hoti tum larky kaha jaty
Larka : Allah Di qasmay "Direct Jannat Vich  "
hahahahahahahaha
lolz

 Teen Sardar Motorcycle pa jaa ray tha
Trafic Police waly na Ishara Dy  kr
             Roka
Idar Sa Sardar na Hath diya
" Na baoo G Assi palay Teen Aaa "

 Mia.. B.V   Doctor k pass gay
Clinic sa nikla k B.V boli
Doctor Nay kaha hai k mutalikf
mulko ko sahar karwao
Ta k tabiyat par acha Asar pary
Shohar Sir jukaty howay . Acha
B.v :  Tu ap faisla kar lo kaha kaha jana hai
Shohar : Dosry Doctor k Pass
#Thug Life
lolz
W.T.F
hahahahahahahaha

 Teacher :
 "Such" Aur " Waham"
ma kai fairk hai?

student:
 Sir ap hamay parary hai
ya "Such " hai
aur
hum par ry hai ya ap ka
" Waham " hai
lolz
hahahahaha

 Do aurtay 20 saal ki Saaz mili
20 saal ek hi jail ma guzarnay k bad
jab dono ki rihai mili
tu dono mustaraty howay kaha
Acha Ab baki baaty Ghar poch k karty hai

 B.V   izzat danay wali hoti chiya
Basti  tu Amaaa bi Jaka kay karti hai

 Ma Ahal tha kisi aur ka
Meri Ahiliya koi aur hai

 Akar barak bambay boo
Mekoo nahi pata
menu Janu Lam kkkk Do
hahahahahahah

Gussa ana Mard ki nishani hai
aur Gussa pee jana
Shadi shuda Mard ki nishi hai
lolz
hahahaha

 Larki : Doctor shahib meri skin bht mulaim hai
             aur nazuk hai aur mera rang bi gora hai
             Ma raat ko kia laga k soya karo ?
Doctor : Khudiii
lolz
W.T.F
hahahahahahahaha

Pathan imtiyan ma aik larki ky paper sa naqal
kar raha tha Nigraan na daikh lia aur isy utha kar
door bithaa liya jab pathan ko aur kuch na aya tu
sawal k akhir ma likhaaa diya " Jawab ka biqiya hissa
sabana l paper ma hai
lolz
hahahhaahah
#thuglife

 Ma pee kar nahi bahakta  isy daikh k bahakta ho
itna bata sharaab haram hoi ya wo ?
pichay sa awaz ayi
kaminay sharab haram hai aur wo
harmzadi

 Pathan sardar sa bola :
tera Baap doctor hai phir tu kaisa bemar ho gaya hai
Sardar bola : 
tera baap bi tu condom sale karta hai
salay phir tu kasia paida ho gaya
hahahahahahah

 Shadi ki raat sardar apni dulhan sa 
Jay,.....
ijazat howay ty tenu pyar kar lawa ??
sardarniii sharmaty howay
Aapaaa kaday kisi ghaaar nu mana nahi kita
tay tussi fir apnay hoo
Sardar : O khush kita ee

 Sardar ki B.v bhag gai
3 din bad wapis ayi
sardar gussa sa bola
Hun ki lay ayi hai
sardarni: moblie Da chargar bhul gagi saa

 Hoo Dil ki baat karna muskil ha faraz
isi lia Zong loo
AUR Sab kay Doo

 That moment!
Jab lecture k time techer
app ki taraf dekh raha ho aur
app sar hila kar aesay acting kr
rahy ho jasay sab samajh aa
raha hai

 Sardar G aur larki
Ek sardar kafi dair tak larki ko ghoor raha tha
tang aa kar laarki na lannat ka issaraa kia
Sardar na Dost ko koni mar kar  kaha
lay fir 5 paan wajay da time fix kita hai

 EK sardar apni hi shadi ma parshan batha tha
kisi na pochaa sardar g q parshan ho ?
sardar bola susral walo na barat ma thoray banday lanay ko kaha ha
kia pata
Abaa menu vy lay k jasii ya nahi

 Ek aurat na herni ka ghost pakaway
magar bachoo ko us ka name nai bataya  k ya kis ka ghost hai
laikin aik isara dia aur boli
ya wo ha jo tumary papa mujh pyar sa khaty hai
achanak aik bachy ki zor zor sa awaz ayi
na kana Khoti paki hai khoti

 Sardar sent Sms to his boss
me sick no work
boss sms back
when  i am sick  i kiss my wife tr it
2 hours late sardar s,s 2 boss
me ok ur wife very sweet
hahahahahaha

 shad kia hoti hai?
ya samajnay k lia aik scientist nay
shadi kar li
Ab is ko ya samj nai aa raha
ya science kai hoti hai
lolz
hahahahahahahaha