Funny Shayari

FUNNY SHAYARI

Meri Prem Kahani Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Meri Prem Kahani Ka Bhi Kya Ending Tha,
Maine Propose Kiya Tha Jis Sms Se,
Kambakht Woh Uski Shaadi Tak Pending Tha.

💝😓😂😂

    

         Ek Boond Se Saagar Nahi Banta,
Rone Se Muqaddar Nahin Banta,
Patana Hai Toh Poora Girls Hostel Pataao,
Ek Ladki Pataake Koi Sikandar Nahin Banta.

Arz kiya  K

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein Humein,
Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhaa Gayi,
Socha Tha Chhod Denge Pyar Karna,
Par Aaj Mohalle Mein Dusri Aa Gayi.

lolzzz

hahahahahahaha😝😝😝

 2 kavay apas me  mil k itna
" Kaww Kaww " Nahi
karty ....
Jitni 2 girls apas me mil k
" Aww Aww " karti hain..
lolz
hahahahahaha

                 
         
Aaj tum pe Aansuo ki barsat hogi
fir wahi kadkti kali raat hogi
SMS na kar ke tune Dil Dukhaya hai Mera ,
Ja tere Badan mein khujili sari raat hogi
..
     

 Pehli Nazar Mein laga woh meri hai
Aankhein Uski Jheel si gehri hain
Propose kar kar ke thak gaye hum
Ab pata chala woh toh behri hai

                   " Dekh Jaan "

Tere pyar me kitna
 Intezaar kiya
Aur ush intezaar me
Naa jaane kitno se pyar kiya
😉😉💏

 Darpok hote hai woh log
Engineering nahi lete , wah wah wah
Darpok hote hai woh log joh
Engineering nahi lete Wah Wah Wah
.....
.....
Jigar chahiye " Jawani " Barbaad karne keliye
lolz
W.T.F
hahahahahahaha

 Arz karta hu
Dil jala raha hu
kismat azam raha hu
Dil jala rha hu
Kismat azma rha hu
Khub Ghumaya Us
Bewafa ko bike pe
Isliye Aaj Rickshaw
Chala rha Hu
lolz
hahahahahaha 😈😋😋😍😍😂😂

Kala Na kaho mere Mahboob ko
Kala Na kaho mere Mahboob ko
Khuda Toh til bana raha tha
Syaahi ka pyala  lurhak gaya

Jab koi itna "khas "Ban jaye ki

Uske Bare mein "Sochna "
Ehsas ban jaye

To Mang lena " khuda " se use
"Zindagi " Bhar ki liya

Is se pehle Ki Uski " Maa " kisi
Aur ki " SAAS" Ban jaya

Chand Se roshani kam , sitaro se jyada
                   Nikale
Ye Dost jab bhi mai tera chehara
                 Dekhu
Mera has has ke Dam nikale

Kahtee hain kii pyaaaar ki Raahonn pee
chalanaa Aasaaan Nahi
Maine Too rasstaa theek hi lagaa

 
 "Arz kiya hai "
Yu Na kisi k
dil se khelo

Jab like && comment
nahi karna tha toh?
computer
aur mobile bech kar
radio lelo ....
lolz
bech dy olx pa
hahahahahaha

 " Arz Kiya Hai "

Meri hasi ka hisab kon
karega
Meri galti ko maaf kon
karega...

Ae-khuda mere dost ko
salamat rakhna warna
"New year party " Me
" Lungi Dance "
kon karega
hahahahahahaha

 "Arz kia hai "

Chappal choti ho toh paaon me nahi ati

Girlfriend moti ho toh bahon me nahi aati

W.T.F
hahahahahaha

    "Arz kiya hai  "

Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega

: Hands Up :

Koi apni jagah se  nahi hikega

      (saale daaku
      teri takdir me jail
     jana likha hai )

 "Arz kiya hai "
Kabootar kay do par

" Wah Wah Wah "

Aray bhayee arz kiya hai
kabootar kay do par

aray bhayee aala hogaya

Ek IDHAR
  EK UDHAR

   "Arz kia hai  "
Us bewafa ki yad main
jaam haathoun main
utha lia

phr lagaya bread pe or
mazay se khaa lia ...
lolz
hahahahahaha

Sabzi teri ho mandi meri ho
Wah Wah Wah
C.N.G  teri ho
Gari    meri ho
Wah Wah Wah
hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho
ky
Mangetar teri ho or shadi meri ho
Ab bol Wah Wah Wah ..

 Ushne kaha mere ishq mein
Fanaah ho jaa maine kaha:
                 .
                 .
                 .
Mere pass time nahi chal
             "DAFA"
  ho jaa ...
hahahahahaha
lolz

 Ladkiyon se pyar Na karna kynki
 Dikhti hain heer ki tarah
 lagti hain kheer ki tarah
Dil mein chubhati hain teer ki tarah
Aur chor jaati hai faqeer ki tarah

Umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jate hain
wqt ki aadhi me haalat badal jaate hai
sochta hoon kaam kar ke record tod dun
lekin kambkht salary dekhte he khyal badal jaate hain

Ishq key khayaal bohat hain
Ishq key charche  bhot hain
Sochte hain hum bhi
kar le ishq ...
par sunte hain Ishq mein
karche bohat hai
😀😀😀



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