Funny Thoughts

Listening to wife is
like reading the terms &
conditions of website
You understand nothing
,but still you  Say:
"I agree  "
lolz hahahahahahahah

                   
Funny Thoughts During Suhaag Raat ft. Kritika Avasthi & Nikhil Vijay 

" People say
nothing is
impossible, but
i do nothing
every day."

                                         

Funny Thoughts You Have When You Are A Guest

 If you can't
convince them,
confuse them 

                                         
Funny Thoughts You Have In A Job Interview

 Facebook:Main sab kuch janta hon!
😃😊
Google:Mere pass sab kuch hai.
😃😊
Internet:Mere baghair tum sab kuch
nahi😃😊
Charger:Awaaz neechy 😃😊😎😂😂
lolz
hahahahahahaha
W.T.F

Funny Thoughts During Suhaag Raat

 Two Golden rules to happy marriage:

1.The wife is always right.
2.When you feel she is wrong
   slap yourself and read
   rule number 1 again

                                           

Funny Thoughts You Have In The Shower

If someone throws a stone at
you . Throw a flower at them .
but remember to throw
the flower pot with it.

Funny Thoughts Before Marriage
Funny Thoughts Every Girl Has Before Marriage 
Funny Thoughts

 Dear Sardi  !!
Jab janay ka Dil nahi kar
raha toh ramazan tak
Rukk jao....
Eid kar k chali jana
😃😊
hahahahahaha

                                         

Funny Crazy thoughts while studying

 Teacher :  Define Brains?

 Student :  Brains is like the
                  Bermuda Triangle.
                  Information goes in
                  and then ...
                  It never found again..
             😃😊

 Question:

Name the Nation we all hate?

Answer:

Exami-Nation😃😊
lolz hahahahahaha

 1 Ghante tak agar moblie ko
 haath na lagao , toh moblie
ke mann se awaaj aati hai
😃😊
"Malik zinda ho yaa
 Chal Basee"

When You Really want

to slap someone, Do it 

And say 

"MOSQUITO"

DAD :  Agar Tu fir Exams mein fail
             hua toh mujhe papa
             Mat bolna

     Result ke baad ...

😁😁😂😂😜😜
DAD : Tumhara Result kaisa Raha ?
Me:     Dimag kharab Mat kar
            Madanlaal, Tune Apne Baap
            Hone ka haq kho Diya hai...
😜😜😜